December 2011
If I was a cheerleader my chant would be.
My name is Brando.
Just call me Shawty.
& if you’re lucky.
I’ll rock yo body.
The art of trolling
ravenfairy11:
kaffrun:
piercetheely:
All of these are fucking genius.
Added to my mental troll-bank.
lmfao!!!
mum: you think these bands have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mum: what
me: nothing
5 tags
Pretty in Pink.
Let’s be honest, if my life was pretty in pink… I’d have no Interest in Andie… I’d be like Duckie & make out with Iona, she’s so much fucking sexier & brilliant.
6 tags
St. Elmos fire.
If my life was St. Elmos Fire I’d have been Wendy & I would’ve loved Billy too.
2 tags
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
“I asked her to marry me, and a truck came out of nowhere”
– Arizona Robbins (via butibelieveinhappilyeverafter)
I’m sorry for being a total downer tonight guys.
I’m just so sad I can’t even begin to explain it & I know if I go to sleep I’ll be fine by the time I wake up, but I can’t get to sleep x